Sunday, March 18, 2012

"What do YOU mean 'you people'?": celebrity apprentice v. desperate housewives/gcb

game over, man. now if we can just leave our egos at the door and retrieve them again at the coat check station, we might, just might, get a shot at the semi-finals.

["Why are you wearing a tuxedo?"
"It's after six. I mean, we're not farmers!"
(Yeah... they've come to snuff the rooster.)]

16 comments:

Schmutzie said...

Serious dilemma here. Frozen Planet: The Ends of The Earth on Discovery is absolutelyfuckincredible. May have to flip between Apprentice and this. Say, maybe some Orcas could work as a hunting pack and kill Clay Aiken while Alec B does voice-over.

switters said...

well, if you don't have a problem with me blaring dave attell while deb gibson tries yet again to win for her charity, namely, The Cure For Her Cancer Of The Career, then we have an accord.

Schmutzie said...

If Deb's a Pop Icon I'm a prima ballerina.

Time for the guys to take out the Hulk trash.

Schmutzie said...

Lou- The Pro-Mist Steam Mop? Okay, I'll dress up as The Hulk. Ideas people, give me ideas.

switters said...

poor clay. he'll be a woman soon and soon he'll need a... hag?

switters said...

was arsenio a product of star search, like sinbad and the guy that sang real loud and high? sam something? also, sondheim's birthday concert is on 16-2. score!

Schmutzie said...

Sam Harris! (had to look it up) I remember him. Loud and high, Over the Rainbow. I don't know where Arsenio came from. I wish someone would do something with Clay's hair.

switters said...

in an effort to be less cynical, i'll just hope and pray that the only thing that ceo dude is not thinking about is snorting coke off aubrey o'day's golden bozos later.

Schmutzie said...

Did you just hear Dee?

Dee- Lou has a handicap.

Don- Do people say 'handicap' anymore? Dee, that was politically incorrect.

Dee- Well, Lou has to listen.

hah! Oh that's wonderful. Lou has to listen.

Is it me, or has Debbie Gibson's nose gotten bigger during this episode?

Lampinelli tries to toss Dayana under the table. If she goes, I go.

switters said...

agreed. add the fact that the guy from Jag is on GCB, and let me just say in all sincerity and bittersweet nostalgia that i'm glad my mom and dad aren't alive to see this.

Schmutzie said...

I didn't think anyone wore Medium sized t-shirts. Is that the drummer, Shades, from "That Thing You Do" on GCB?

switters said...

probably. i timed redressing my "wound" for the boardroom. seemed a "good fit".

say, did anyone ever tell me what became of the fray?

switters said...

oh snap. age-ism. it all comes back to 'the office'.

Schmutzie said...

It is him. Tom Everett Scott plays Andrew the nerd on GCB.

The Fray? They closed it down on Sept 30th. Platform change by Slate. New layout, new design, new comments format via JS-Kit. Just as well. The place had become toxic. Lots of people stay in touch via Facebook. A bunch of folks post on Reddit- BestoftheFray I started a little message board a couple of years ago, and some folks stop by there from time to time. Out of The Loop. And then there are these blog things, and Twitter, and Slate still has a few die-hards who still post comments to articles.

Oh and ciinc infests the comments section of IOZ's place.

switters said...

well, tomorrow is gonna be a great day. i'm only gonna do fun projects, sort of.

did it seem to you that isner kind of just gave up? was he that tired? but yeah, roger is still a genius with the old catguts.

Schmutzie said...

Did you see Isner during the awards presentation? That was a thoroughly defeated man. First set was OK, 2nd set more of a formality. R Fed was doing whatever he wanted.

Weather is great here. Unfortunately Santorum and Romney are also here. Big primary tomorrow. Literally dozens of Illinois Republicans will finally have votes that count.