Wednesday, March 21, 2012

"The issues I will be campaigning on will be exactly the same."

"It's just my answers that will be different every time." ["Next question?"]

10 comments:

Schmutzie said...

Next question: After Barack Obama's 2nd term, do you envision the GOP returning to something resembling sanity or will you all keep slip-n-sliding into Batshit City? (Thanks, I'll hang up and listen for my answer.)

switters said...

i thought for awhile there that barry was just giving them some rope. but it turns out they were finding their own rope, and then making rope out of other materials, and then just not using rope but rather finding whole new ways and genres with which to be left hanging.

Schmutzie said...

Not sure I've ever seen anything like this. You? Their performance in Illinois was laughable.

Mitt's lackey tells the truth "We need to shake this thing like an Etch-a-Sketch and start over" and what happens? Under the bus with the guy.

Obama's going to walk into a 2nd term.

switters said...

i don't know. we did reelect someone who is technically retarded. michelle was on lettrerman the other night. perhaps she could fill out terms 3 and 4. i absolutely adore her.

Schmutzie said...

Michelle is awesome. Unlike her Kenyan Muslim Hawaiian husband, she's actually from Chicago. He just wishes he was.

switters said...

he married up. but what's really not funny is that if folks were to make a study of it, islam is a lot less nutty than mormonism. my theory is that mitt's been the manchurian candidate the whole time. it's just that no one's been paying attention. i've got a whole post about it and everything. it's just that i'm too busy cutting off my fingers to finish it.

Schmutzie said...

Hey, Islam's been around for 1500 years or whatever. LDS was invented in some guy's basement well after the first Major League Baseball game was played. Based on that alone Mormonism is suspect when compared to Islam. I have to see Matt & Trey's Book of Mormon when it starts here in December. (finger starting to feel a little less bad?)

switters said...

feels better than it looks. and the saw is ripping like a champ. so i celebrated by getting a planer. it's sweet. you would freak at this lumber and the amount of it i'm sitting on.

Schmutzie said...

A planer? Now I'm jealous. An excellent addition to your workshop. And invaluable when you set in on making that desk. You think a table saw can do damage? No neckties around that planer, okay buddy?

switters said...

well, i stay away from the sharp spinning stuff when i'm tired. working so far.