Monday, March 12, 2012

The Crying Hunger Games: Bachelor Finale V. The Voice

Best bring a bib. It's gonna get messy. Seriously, there's too much butter for the lobster tails.

21 comments:

switters said...

8:21 pm. 3 killed.

switters said...

"If Courtney can just be herself..."

which self is that again: the glue-sniffing kate moss wannabe, or the closeted lesbian with a nose fetish?

switters said...

"Then the gondola stopped, and it was just me and Ben in the middle of the Alps."

[sigh] those must be some serious next level shit invisible cameras. and production people. were you ever able to see chris during the rose ceremonies?

switters said...

i can't watch.

switters said...

i think i'm gonna throw up.

switters said...

[vomiting]

switters said...

if you look closely you can just make out where she's bitten through her bottom lip.

[more vomiting]

switters said...

[uncontrolled explosive vomiting, team america:world police vomiting]

switters said...

when did i have corn?

switters said...

i guess there's just one answer: what would adam levine do?

switters said...

he would vomit.

switters said...

[blasting bowie's "fame" in order to mask sounds of vomiting, not working]

switters said...

anybody seen skitch?

switters said...

[vomiting, crying, vomiting, crying]

seriously, this show was so much funnier drunk.

switters said...

oh. "smash" is on. still, does anyone really lose on "the bachelor", aside from all the dashed dreams of a generation?

switters said...

(cool, my volt meter is working.

switters said...

so... i've been watching a lot of doctor phil...

rundeep said...

Smash was good. But I'd like to smack Debra Messing. Missed The Voice -- at a meeting. How was it?

switters said...

join the club. also, i was under the impression that angelica houston at one point in her career was able to act. was that wrong?

rundeep said...

Oh man, I know. Anjelica, wtf? She's so wonderful in "The Dead." Maybe someone made a mistake, told her it was Broadway, not tv, and she's playing to the rafters. Bleck. But Bernadette Peters? Holy pre-Raphaelite hair!

rundeep said...

Hey, by the way, love the new accessible switters.