Sunday, March 11, 2012

Regulation Hottie Retard Smackdown: Celebrity Apprentice V. PBS Pledge Week

Now I've always prided myself as someone who's able to see the wind at the end of the tunnel, especially when the glass if half lit. But I gotta say that the old remote control switchback betwixt these folks makes me wonder, seriously, just which group of dunderheaded twerps are more self-involved, or more self-absorbed. Answer: turns out it really doesn't matter. Because both shows highlight not just the where-are-they-now crowd but also the why-were-they-sort-of-famous-in-the-first-place-again clique. Let the games begin!

19 comments:

Schmutzie said...

I'm still trying to figure out what Penn is doing here. I understand that Michael Andretti took over for his kid Marco after Wheldon's crash/death at Vegas, and so Michael gets a pass for being currently successful and yet still on this show. Penn has no excuse. He's wildly successful and has any number of things he should be doing instead of this. Why the fuck is he here trying to sell Buicks? Not pledge week here. Celtic Thunder Voyage. Handsome young Irish people wearing stick microphones singing to old ladies.

switters said...

penn theory: being both very successful and approximately 46.7 times smarter than everyone else save adam, he's powerfully devoted to his charity and can bring to it both the buck and the exposure.

switters said...

also have celtic thunder down under on pbs channel 16-1, which i think is also a treat at the outback steakhouse.

Schmutzie said...

I like Penn a lot. I loved the way he handled offending Lou in Ep 1. Didn't hurt that he'd used flawless logic in saying he'd bring Lou and Takai back to the bdrm if they lost. "Sorry Lou. I feel terribly. Please forgive me." ('but I was right.')

I take it back, it is Pledge Drive at WTTW Chicago. If I want to keep bringing quality programming like Celtic Thunder to Chicago, get out that checkbook. Yeah, always a shortage of Irish entertainment here. That blonde guy is wearing my 1977 hairstyle.

Schmutzie said...

Oh Aubrey. My mom should have had 10 air bags? That is shameless. I'm so firing her if they lose.

switters said...

"varona"? verona? now they're doing shakespeare?

Schmutzie said...

Twice!

Buick does realize there's a Nissan Murano right?

Adam-- nice recovery from the shaky start. Penn climbing in the trunk proves your point. He wants to win for his charity. God bless Penn Jillette.

I say guys win. (fortunately for Lou, Paul Sr., and Clay)

It'll be...Deb, Aubrey, & Lampinelli in the final 3,...and I say Aubrey goes home.

switters said...

as long as dayana (sp?) stays. [WINK!]

Schmutzie said...

Wow! I couldn't have been more wrong*. Adam goes home? No...say it ain't so. C'mon Adam, pick Lou and Clay.


*And by I, I mean Buick was wrong.

switters said...

whoops! adam went all in when he should've just folded. also, the agency guys from buick? i know them, i've worked with them. keep this to yourself, but remember when calling a guy a douchebag actually meant something? harken back to those salad days when i say that those guys are total douchebags. total. and debbie gibson is literally a halfwit.

Schmutzie said...

If Adam Corolla gets fired, it's the biggest travesty since Joan Rivers beat Annie Duke.

The Buick guys cannot be serious. The women didn't know shit about the car, Tia got stumped on the 1st safety question, Aubrey blew the name of the car, Deb ...she ran that task?

Fuck. I'd say the Buick guys must have been dazzled by Dayana's blue eyes, but...nah, douchebags.

Schmutzie said...

Watch, he's going to fire Lou and Michael.

switters said...

oh, sure, pick on the deaf retard hulk guy who;'s not eric bana or mark ruffallow.

Schmutzie said...

This is absurd. Trump proves once again that he has no clue. Corolla fucked himself, but Trump should have seen he was the best player on the team for this task and overlooked the falling on his own sword bit. I could see Andretti was going to get it in the ass, but seriously...Trump os as big a douche as the Buick guys. That does it. I'm never watching this show again. Oh wait...Dayana Mendoza. See ya next week.

switters said...

trump's business model in a nutshell: a motivational speaker who is deaf, dumb and dumb is better suited to lead than a guy who risks his life for a living turning left for 4 hours to the delight of hammerheads on meth. close call.

back to my shelf ripping.

switters said...

well, i just drilled through my index finger; might be time to call it a night. ow.

Schmutzie said...

Oh that sucks. Takes longer to heal up too, thanks to the twisting, grinding, flesh ripping ...oh, sorry. Took a tiny bit of my left index finger off pushing a piece of wood through a table saw. Right at the corner. Filled in OK, and the only time I remember it is when it's real cold. Good 1st-Aid kit a must, esp when working alone.

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