Tuesday, May 15, 2012

In Defense Of Marriage

"The sanctity of marriage consists of one man and one woman [at a time, more or less*, void where prohibited**]."

*Though 3 continues to be a magic number.

**You know who you are!

8 comments:

Schmutzie said...

FIRST

Walluks Bashley examines the history of the internet comment, and who was the very first to be the very first.

Johnny Carson - Surprisingly somber take from the kids at American Masters. David Brenner looks like the old man in the walker from Family Guy.

switters said...

my dang affiliate didn't show it last night, but they've assured me it's on 16-2 tonight at 8. heard a bit from a review yesterday on atc; they played the shyness "bought it in chicago" bit and bette singing "one more for the road" which, even on the fucking radio, turned me into a pixar crying weenie.

switters said...

i don't think i should/can watch this meth "frontline" tonight.

switters said...

well, i guess it's time finally to start trying that meth all the kids are so crazy about already again.

rundeep said...

You aren't going to buy a motorcycle, acquire tattoos, and start cooking shit in a bomb factory known as a "garage" are you?

bright said...

When I was on the Local Emergency Planning Committee a few years ago, the Meth Task Force made us watch a slide show of bloated dead blue faces and burned out trailers and then told us about how they have to yank the kids out of school and send them through haz mat decon showers. fun times, scared me straight.

switters said...

Oh good; they're airing it again. Which is perfect, because I'm having trouble finding a suitable container that will hold the solvent I'm using to coax the magic juice out of the golden crank. Now where's that bunsen burner again?

Isonomist said...

rd, you forgot to say "again."