I don't know if it's because I've been watching Hell's Kitchen since the beginning, but Gordon is so much more likable on this show. And I mean really likable.
Cornish hen, scallops, fish... Fruit Loops. With milk. Chocolate milk. Boom!
Joe's mom has a cooking show on PBS.
There's a frog that lives somewhere around the well. He comes in sometimes after a rain to watch tv with us, in the garage. Moonpie is confounded by him. And I hope he doesn't come in tonight until after this segment. This is why I need to keep chickens.
Oh yeah, kale. I could live in kale. Not a typo, which is to say, e.g., I could cram it between them cabin studs for insulation. Kale rules! Can you smoke it?
Rigorous honesty: I've been on a cold fried chicken binge for the last 4 days. Where does it end?!?
I'm going to watch Michelle now because I don't think she looks like a real First Lady like Ann does. (I think she looks like a President.)