Sunday, August 5, 2012

2012 Olympledon: MurFed Crazy Gold Match Play Time

Murray: Be aggressive, charge, first serves on serve, jump on second serves off serve, use the energy of the home field advantage, employ The Royal Wii, look for Pippa. Oh, and it's "serve and volley," not, "serve and just stand there."

Federer: Err... Just be yourself, I guess.


switters said...

Is rocket-propelled grenade technology actually based on Roger's backhand? Serious question. [calculating aerodynamic spec charts and timeline]

switters said...

"There is some blue sky. Let us chase it."

switters said...

"I, eh, wish to check the position of the Nile. My sister tells me it is in South America."
"Oh. No. No, um, she's quite wrong, um, for I believe it is in Belgium."
"Belgium. Surely not, I think you must be thinking of the Volga."
["The Volga?"]
"Of course, the Volga, which, as you know, starts in..."
"Vladivostock, and ends in..."
("Precisely. Where the coffee beans come from.")

switters said...

[tape recorder click] Note to self: Explore how Mitt Romney won the war on 9/11 by single-handedly saving the 2002 olympics in new ad campaign.

switters said...

_spoiler alert_


Michael said...
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Michael said...

How good must it feel to beat RFed for a gold medal? Good for him, good for tennis. (oh and if you're on tape delay, never mind...NBC will show the match before the 2013 Super Bowl)