Monday, January 30, 2012

Hallmark's A Smile As Wide As The Moon

A class of special education students goes to space camp and gets a very special education of their own, as do we. I.e., Riding The Shuttle With My Sister. Everybody wins. [ahem] Though it does sound eerily reminiscent of tonight's Bachelor plot, what with all the adhd's and hdt's and dt's (yeah, lots of wine) and hdtv's and std's and svu's. Add the fact that newt says mitt's healthcare reforms will eliminate kosher meals for elderly jewish floridians and elderly florida jewidians, and i think we can all agree that community organizing is at the soul and root and cause and effect of socialism around the globe, expecially in northern europe and the u.s.s.r. also, i thought cbs owned the hallmark hall of fame franchise. doubleyou tee eff???!!!???


bright said...

I've gotta start watching teevee again.

switters said...

bright, consider me solidly behind and at the head of team kacie b. but i'm watching way too much daytime television. i get visibly shaken during the view. yet, a good omen: i've been here in piqua for 6 weeks and i've played the guitar more in 6 weeks than i have in the last 10 years. and i've got a killer version of "hand in my pocket" that will knock your... gloves off.

switters said...

things overheard in my shop whilst watching this week's episode of the bachelor. warning, might be offensive. to some.

so it's just the 2 of them, alone in the ocean. alone. just the 2 of them. and the moon. and 3 camera operators and a sound recordist. and a gaffer.

i love this song!

where's the level?

bless her heart.

oh, i expect he'll choose the gal with the lower back tat that says, "one cock at a time."*

moonpie, please stop bringing dead moles into the shop.

bless her heart.

so glad jess came over yesterday.

it's like 60 degrees out. geez. mud season in reverse.

courtney seems quite outstanding. at acting like it's just the 2 of them. alone. naked in the ocean while the wireless mics short out with all that salt. and water. and the tripod breaks.

switters said...


lots of "..." it's all in the "..." for me, anyways.

now i'm falling for ben.

moonpie, please stop going toe to toe with racoons. or raccoons.

still trying to wrap my head around just exactly what's entailed in a career of being a vip cocktail waitress.

everybody, and i mean everybody looks like someone else.

Cindy said...

I am going to officiate (or solemnize) the wedding of one of my friends. This is carrying with it more angst than I imagined.

Will I be responsible? Am I anyway, even I wasn't making the pronouncement? Exactly why did I think being in charge was such a good idea?

I'm a Notary. Anyone coming through Florida who needs anything notarized, give me a shout.

Isonomist said...

Cindy you take way too much responsibility. I may start blaming you for stuff I do when people get mad at me. I know you won't mind.

rundeep said...

Cindy, I think you are a perfect choice for that! We had a friend marry us. He was a judge, it was his first wedding, and he spent the duration looking past us and slightly upwards. During the ceremony I leaned in to my husband and said, "What's he looking at?" The reply was, "The Third Circuit." So, evidently marriage is appealable, and not interlocutory. Who knew?

topazz said...


Cindy said...

LOL! I'm going to remember that .... thanks for making me even MORE nervous now!! Hahaha!

switters - please tell me that you will be busy at work in the fields during Celebrity Apprentice.