Now it's just a matter of time to see whether Mitt or Paul channels Frank Burns first:
"[... yeah... well... ] I once killed a gopher with a stick."
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8 comments:
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My tweet: 85 year old veep fist fucks Romney/Ryan with decency on live tv?
The Republicans just don't have an answer for Clinton,Gabby Giffords (!), Michelle. The Dems have a deep bench and they are using it in this convention. Upbeat, cheerful, hopeful, while pounding on Romney/Ryan. Good stuff.
"Initiate escape pod sequence, Ann."
Now he's just running up the score. I killed Bin Laden, Mitt insults the Brits during the Olympics and thinks our #1 Enemy is Russia. (only thing missing was a potshot at Palin being able to see Enemy #1 from her house.)
Did you see Oswalt's tweet?
"Honey, get in here! The chair's on TV and it's yelling!" -- Clint Eastwood, right now
We don't kill gophers. We spray paint them and relocate them to nearby quarries. Because those bastards eat one bite out of every tomato (which were insanely great this year, BTW).
I'm pretty sure climate change is a hoax. There's a lot of thunder right now and no rain.
Ryan as Frank Burns, and Romney as Doug "killed by his own troops" Neidermeyer? Brilliant, I say!
I haven't watched more than five minutes of it. I was actually around to pull in a little Democrat coverage (I'd have liked to see Michelle and Liz Warren speak, to be honest), but didn't have the stamina. Or interest. And I'd already bagged on the Republican clown show, and felt better about my basic sanity for that.
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