You didn't kill Osama bin Laden, Mr. President. America killed Osama bin Laden.
"I killed Osama bin Laden!"
"I killed Osama bin Laden!"
"I killed Osama bin Laden!"
"I killed Osama bin Laden!"
"I killed Osama bin Laden!"
"I killed Osama bin Laden!"
... etc., and so forth.
Okay, I may have killed him. But given the time frame, I was drinking real heavily at the time.
But I'm still not Spartacus. And I don't think some of those guys were either. Did we ever find out who was?
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He's damned if he mentions Bin Laden and damned if he doesn't. If I were advising him (and so far he hasn't contacted me) I'd tell Barack Obama to proudly list "killing the world's most wanted terrorist" at or near the top of my resume when explaining why he deserves a 2nd term. Rightly or wrongly (which is to say rightly) the world breathed a sigh of relief when that fucker was whacked. If the mission had failed, the opposition would have painted him as Jimmy Carter. Since it succeeded, the opposition wants him to act like he's scored a touchdown before. Yeah, but it was a really fucking big touchdown in the really big game.
I'll try to say this without getting yelled at:
1. I like President Obama.
2. I like President Obama very much.
3. I think he's doing a good job.
4. I think he's doing an above average job.
5. I think he's doing a great job.
6. It worries me to think that the swiftboat herpes scabs will get an audience for their curtain call.
I'm underwhelmed by Barack, but I'll gladly vote for him again because I think:
1- Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are assholes.
2- I don't want assholes picking SCOTUS nominees.
3- I think Obama's policies deserve a 2nd term (except for his drone campaign which is evil)
4- Best First Lady in my lifetime.
Fair enough. But I'd put her up there at number 1, 2nd only to Abby Adams. But that's just because I love Laura Linney. (Sp.?)
What's not to like about Michelle? She absolutely rocks. *Chicago girl ya know.
*Yes, I know you know but I like typing it anyway.
Now that the cameras have gone away, and a respectful amount of time has been allowed to pass, once again when he needs just the right touch, he goes to his Ace.
No way he sends Biden.
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