Anderson Cooper 360??? 180?!?!?!? Try 540!!!
Anderson bravely blows lid off story everyone already knew and really didn't care about and now cares even less about.
"We prefer our gays to be more stylish and less self-absorbed. And that they can actually read."
It's his pioneering new style of Don't Ask Don't Tell journalism that really gets our nipples hard.
Fox News Reports It May Now Believe That Real America Is Actually Gay, Making Real Americans Gay, Making Most Republican Legislators Real Americans, Again, Check Mate
Newsman breaks news by making news by being news that isn't news thereby breaking news even more.
Or:
"... [F]act is, why simply report the news when you can be it, no matter how lame and predictable..."
Mini Cooper-Cruise Power Marriage In The Works?
Anderson Cooper comes out of closet, goes back in, comes back out with even uglier shirt.
Gay Vanderbilt Queer Heir (Queir) Raises Stakes And Eyebrows In Attention Whore Game
"... [F]act is, I'm gay. [But don't worry, I'm still very not smart.]"
Today Leads With Bleeding Ann Curry, Follows With Howie Mandel, Parallel Parking Jap Thug, talking ball of yarn as possible Romney running mate
"His fudge packs a real punch."
&c., and so forth, and the like...
Speaking of which, Deadwood, Season 2, Episode 8, "Childish Things". 'nuff said.
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Jesus. Next thing you'll tell me, Adam Lambert is gay.
Well, my comment would be accompanied by my attempt to spit bad music out of my mouth into an awaiting and conveniently place garbage bin, which I haven't done in 25 years!
Felix looks exactly like an Asian version of Santana from Glee, and the blind gal is an absolute delight.
I almost listened to the masterchef intro to dissect it (I should be able to hear parallel fifths if they're pointed out, right?), but couldn't quite be bothered to. Felix is like Asian Santana but filled out, and cooler, if only because she's so hard to typecast. (After a while I get tired of pretending I don't notice these things.) Agree about the blind girl.
I'm like your dad with the family dogs.
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