[spelling, oops, etc., phonetical and google laziness, and on, sorry]
President Barack Obama, Denzel Washington (as Wesley Snipes [as Blade])
First Lady Michelle Obama, Pam Greer (duh)
Vice President Joe Biden, Nicholas Cage
Mitt Romney, Steve Carell (as Michael Scott)
Rick Santorum, Ricky Gervais (as Steve Carell as Michael Scott)
Newt Gingrich, a rather large Hefty bag crammed with bigoted failure
Leon Pannetta, Alec Baldwin
Sarah Palin, a jar of dirt and warm hobo spit
Seal Team VI, the guys from Ocean's Eleven (the remake, [duh])
Rush Limbaugh, as himself (i.e., a placebo as a birth control pill [and warm hobo spit])
Washington Press Corps[e], the cast of "Big Bang Theory"
Ron Paul, Dick Van Dyke
Jesus H. Christ, Stephen Colbert
The Tea Party, any Wal*Mart on a sunday afternoon in February in middle america (say, Piqua, Ohio!)
Sean Hannity, a Depends Undergarment saturated with urine and fecal matter
John McCain, a pile of laundry
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Going with Ally Sheedy (from in between Breakfast Club and Short Circuit) as Ms. Fluke.
I'd like the ghost of Colleen Dewherst to play the voice of menstrual cramps.
And, just for the record, transvaginal ultrasounds hurt like a ************.
Word on the TVUs. I spent the day in bed afterwards, talking myself out of thinking it was actually rape.
Justice Clarence Thomas, Tracy Morgan (as himself)
Calista Gingrich, a bowl of frozen sadness
O"Reilly -- John Goodman in drag.
Ann Coulter -- Novak Djokovic in his breakthrough role.
Woody Harrelson should play all the bald men roles.
^^This, exactly.
Reverend Wright, Samuel L. Jackson
Joseph Smith, Owen Wilson (as Hansel as Satan)
Chris Christie -- John Candy
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